Jason Bayless is a life-long activist and is currently working at The Pachamama Alliance. When he is not working he spends, working with Center for Farmworker Families and spending his time recording shows, writing blogs, collecting 3D movies, and playing VR games.
Most people who know me know that I collect things – anything from 3D movies to horror figures. You may have seen my newest addition from the movie, “Critters”. [singlepic id=1511 w=160 h=120 float=right] It seems most of the time I am talking to people about all the cool random collectibles that I find or want and I have noticed that I don’t mention the strange, the odd and the completely ridiculous horror collectibles that I come across.
So in the interests of adding balance to your life, I will do the Top 5 Most Ridiculous Horror Collectibles EVER*!
Number 5 [singlepic id=1512 w=320 h=240 float=right]
The Teen Wolf figure. Don’t get me wrong this is a very well done figure, the details and everything about it looks great -but seriously, do we really need a Teen Wolf figure?
Number 4 [singlepic id=1513 w=160 h=120 float=right]
Sometimes, just like a bad b-movie – something is so bad it becomes awesome and that is number 4 – the Monster Mobile. This must be the luckiest kid ever. Can you imagine what his room must looks like? This is only ridiculous because I want one!
Number 3[singlepic id=1514 w=160 h=120 float=left] The Freddy vs Jason Fighting game. I researched and researched trying to find out why this is called a fighting game. As you can see, the fat Jason and the fat Freddy are standing back to back– away from each other. There is a lever on the side of each figure to make them lunge forward – even further away from each other. There is no battle at all, no blood, no yelling, in fact, there is not confrontation at all! I guess it must be hours and hours of fun – I wonder who will win……
Number 2[singlepic id=1515 w=160 h=120 float=right] The Blair Witch Project Box set. This is completely ridiculous because there was nothing good about this film. I know, I know there are some of you who LOVE this film but all I can say is one day you will realize you are wrong!. Just kidding, I am glad you like the film – I don’t and with that said I find this toy ridiculous!
The Twilight panties – that should be all I have to say about this for you to understand how ridiculous this is…considering that teenagers are the ones who love this movie. Sadly, it gets worse — without going into details just take a look at the photos and you tell me what is wrong with this picture (no pun intended). hint…it goes on the inside…..[singlepic id=1516 w=320 h=240 float=center] [singlepic id=1517 w=320 h=240 float=center]
(*Well, until I find more ridiculous stuff to post about)