TR2N-3D

I can’t help but be excited! – All the 3D movies that are coming out – I am just jumping up and down with joy!   All my favorite movies when I was a child are now coming out in 3D.  My Bloody Valentine was re-made in 3D, Dawn of the...

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I am the Monster Under Your Bed…

The last couple of months I have teamed up with a friend to add vocals to the music he has written and edit videos for the songs.  We wanted to create a song that reflected our love for horror, B-movies and cult classics. I think we pulled it off pretty...

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Trial by Water

I have lived in Virginia for about seven years now and for six of those seven years I have traveled the country – So, I have never really ‘lived’ in Virginia, meaning I don’t know about my community as much as I would like. So, today I took interest in...

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Drag Me to Hell

Sam Raimi  is returning to his horror roots. You may know of his work as the director of  the Spider-man trilogy and  The Evil Dead Series.  Raimi has written and is directing a new film entitled, Drag Me to Hell. It looks like it is going to be one, if...

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Weird Al Zombie

You may remember a while back I posted the first photos to Rob Zombie’s upcoming film, Halloween 2. When the first photos were released, I was and still am, excited about the possible gore fest Rob Zombie is going to create for us in his new film.  With all the...

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Losing My Past Only to Find My Future…

What a crazy couple of days. As you know, if you have been reading lately – I lost my laptop, well it died. (If you have any need for a Sony VAIO VGN-AR230, let me know.) I thought I was lucky because I only lost a couple of photos and...

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Crowley

When I was much much younger than I am today – I had 4th row, center seats, to my very first arena concert which was Iron Madien’s Seventh Son of the Seventh Son Tour in 1988.  I was a huge Iron Madien fan at the age of 13. The years...

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Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi

I am a sucker when it comes to horror games. I love playing them. I think it started back in the day when I lived in Texas and the game Doom was being passed around Irving and the Dallas area to test it out and yes it was on 8...

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Re-Animating 3D

Welcome to one of the happiest moments of my life. I will just say it in full now, RE-ANIMATOR 3D! Yes, One of my all time favorite movies is getting a make over in 3D. Here are the details; Producer Ray Haboush is developing a 3D remake of Stuart Gordon’s...

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Revisiting 1.8 Days

I wrote about 1.8 days before in the post ‘1.8 Days Covered in Blood‘ when they released a ‘promo poster’ for the film and when they introduced Gary Busey and bassist for the band Collective Soul, Will Turpin as cast members. So I thought I would check back in on...

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Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 Photo

Rob Zombie posted on his Myspace page the first photo from his upcoming film, Halloween 2. I enjoyed his first take on Halloween – I know everyone is saying, “its not anything like the orignial Halloween!’ – but who really cares? The bottom line it is either a good film...

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Dead Set

I just finished watching yet another series the good ol U.S. fo A. misses out on.  The Tv series is called ‘Dead Set‘ and I have to say it was really amazing – it was great! When I first heard about it I thought to myself, ‘Oh great, another made...

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A Childhood Horror

I love watching movies and I think I may have enjoyed movies more when I was a child because I remember them and the effect they had on me.  I remember being scared.  Thinking back to those movies now still gives me that feeling of uneasiness, even if I haven’t...

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Interview with a Serial Killer

As you know, if you read the post ‘Paraskavedekatriaphobia‘ –  Myle T and I spent the Friday 13th and Valentine’s Day in the mountains.   We had a great time and if you ever been to the Blue Ridge Mountains you know you can experience some of the strangest things in...

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Paraskavedekatriaphobia

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

No, I am not just making up words — paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. I have not wished Psychosomatic Rants readers happy friday the 13th since June of  2008!  So once again – HAPPY FRIDAY the 13th!! I hope everyone is going out tonight to see the...

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Cuteness Invades 3D!

I have been told that there is a huge cute factor in several upcoming 3D films. If you are a long time reader then you would remember why I can not view cute things from the post ‘How Woman Killed Cuteness‘. Playing in theaters now is Coraline. Coming in July...

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Hormel vs Hormel – The Video Battle

I love old movies and I am always on the look out for an awesome and rare film.  My collection has got to the point where it has become a task just to keep updating my list – but I work on it daily. Next to horror films, 3D films...

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200! This is ZOMBIE POPCORRRNN!!!!

Sweet Je-bus!  This is it – Psychosomatic Rants’ 200th blog post – YAY!!!!   Lets take a moment to have a moment of silence and remember the good times we had here…. (Genesis verses 3:25-27) 25. And the Lord spoke unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying “Where is...

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The Genetic Opera

It is a very rare moment that I am this excited about a movie that is not in 3D. When you combine Alexa Vega, Ogre (Skinny Puppy), Paris Hilton, Joan Jett,  and Sarah Brightman in a movie and include Daniel Ash and David J (Bauhaus/Love & Rockets) in the soundtrack...

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Hello Kitty is a Secret Plot to Control Men

My friend Eric, over at ‘Smoothness Promotes Aging‘ sent me this photo yesterday. And at the very moment I looked at this t-shrit I felt happy and I wondered is this the happiness that Mylie T feels when she looks at all the thousands of thosands of Hello Kitty items...

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Zombie Popcorn’s YouTube Channel

Just a quick post – I have updated and added several new videos to Zombie Popcorn’s YouTube Channel. I will be adding more over the next couple of weeks. So check them out and subscribe. Enjoy! Subscribe to Psychosomatic Rants by Email

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Day One – The pre-flight

Every morning when I wake up, I always have a song in my head, its like my own personal clock radio alarm. This morning was a little different because it was the first time I had two songs playing in my head at once – maybe one song was for...

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Nightmares in Red White and Blue

Nightmares in Red White and Blue – The Evolution of American Horror Film is a new documentary that just finished up production. It looks amazing and I am not just saying that because a friend composed the original music to the film. Click on ‘Preview’ below to watch the trailer/teaser...

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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

I was thinking today that I may not be around to write a x-mas post because I will still be in Scotland. So, in the theme of x-mas I am writing it now, just in case I can’t find the time or I have had too much whiskey on x-mas...

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My Bloody Valentine is Getting Closer!

I wrote about the ride to hell with My Blood Valentine 3D once before.  Now the days are getting closer for the release of this awesome film. A new poster was just released and here it is.

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Blood on Satan’s Claw

A living nightmare of black magic… and unspeakable evil!

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The New Xbox Experience

So, its been a couple of days since the new Xbox Live Dashboard went live. At first, I thought oh this is going to be so lame. Just the thought of having to create an avatar for your profile was something I wasn’t looking forward to doing. First thing on...

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I Sell the Dead

Here is a film that might pass you by without you knowing about it, but in no way should you miss this film. The film is ‘I Sell the Dead’ and it stars Dominic Monaghan, Ron Perlman, Angus Scrimm (she is also going to be in the new Phantasm movie...

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Oh, The Horror!

I have some great news for horror movie fans. You may have already seen that Brian Yuzna, producer of Re-Animator and writer of Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 and 5, will produce through Komodo Film, which he co-owns, three films that will take advantage of the latest in 3-D technology....

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Satan’s Black Wedding

No video? Get the DivX Web Player for Windows or Mac Viewer discretion is advised I noticed today that the last two post had something to do with a wedding.  So to keep with this theme and to put an end to it, I want to share with you a...

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Happy Halloween!

I had planned on writing about all things Halloween for this wonderful day but I have found myself in a car heading to Atlanta, Georgia. So, I will post photos and stories when I get back. I hope you have an awesome Halloween full of zombies and such. So I...

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Happy World Zombie Day!

Yes, today is World Zombie Day and what a wonderful day it has been so far. I have several zombie themed plans for the day – but I will tell you about them later. So, to pay tribute to Zombies today I am introducing a new zombie film that you...

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The ride to Hell — in 3D!

Another great trailer and poster was released this past week, My Bloody Valentine 3D. This movie was one of my favorite horror films when I was a child (insert your jokes here, ‘but Jason you still act like a child’, etc). This movie totally changed the way I looked at...

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The New Friday the 13th Trailer

A while back the trailer to the new Friday the 13th was leaked, but the quality was real bad and I told you I was going to wait until the official release to share the trailer with you. That day has arrived. Here is the just released trailer to the...

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Witchfinder General

No video? Get the DivX Web Player for Windows or Mac This film was released in 1968 but I think the idea behind this film holds a little truth today. Plus, this film stars Vincent Price- so you know it is good. Here is the plot: England is torn in...

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Fall is upon us and so is the Devil’s child…

I have mentioned before that October is my favorite month. The weather is perfect, the air is cool and crisp in the mornings. Fall decorations start popping up everywhere. Not to mention, all the wonderful Halloween items that can be found that I stock up on every year. It is...

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Days of War, Nights of Love

It has been a busy couple of days.  I have started to put together the beginnings of a book that I want to write.  Nothing too fancy but I think most people will find this book very uncharacteristic of me. – I will fill you in on the details once...

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What Happened to the Midnight Meat Train?

What happened to Clive Barker’s Midnight Meat Train? Anyone know? For those who want to know here is a Korean Trailer. And the US Trailer.

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The Devil’s Rejects

This film brought to you by FearNet.

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Welcome to the TerrorDrome

Welcome to the TerrorDrome

TerrorDrome the Game is a fan based 2D, one-on-one fighting PC game featuring the horror movies icons from the 80’s.  You know Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ash (Evil Dead), etc. I just finished playing the demo for TerrorDrome and it is still in production form but it...

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The Living Dead

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth!” From White Zombie to Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil to World War Z, zombies have invaded popular culture, becoming the monsters that best express the fears and anxieties of the modern west. Gathering together the best...

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Meatball Machine – A Story of Young Love, Blood, and Alien Ooze

No video? Get the DivX Web Player for Windows or Mac Meatball Machine is a wild splatterific experimental sci-fi/horror rollercoaster that will have your entire brain and body shaken and stirred. Capable of making biomechanical weapons out of human flesh alien parasites grotesquely invade the Earth turning their hosts into...

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The Cars That Ate Paris

No video? Get the DivX Web Player for Windows or Mac Here is a movie not very many people have seen, but should I mean with the title, The Cars that Ate Paris, you know it is a winner. If you are looking to buy the DVD, follow this link, ...

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What is better than Gore? Gore in 3D!

Just a short post about how much I love horror and 3D movies. When they are combined, it totally makes my day!   I just had the privilege of watching a new 3D horror film that is making its rounds in the film festival circuit; Scars...

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Today, I was going to take over the world…

…But I got busy doing something else. I was going through some of my files in my ‘To Do’ folder and I noticed that I had a pile of photos and half-written blogs dating back to my birthday in July. I realized at that moment how many things in our...

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EVIL DEAD IN 3D!

I am not stealing this story from MarketSaw – they just beat me to posting it. I am a huge Evil Dead fan and when I heard that they are making Evil Dead -The Musical in 3D (starts filming in 2009) I became very excited! I will keep you posted...

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For You

Two fun ads for Zombie Popcorn. Feel free to share and if you have some you created send them this way.

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