Halloween Coloring Fun for Kids

This one is for the kid in all of us – Halloween Coloring pages – Fun!

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A Night of Final Destination 3D

Now you can watch people die in 3D thanks to Final Destination 3D!

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Putting the FUN back in Funeral

If you love mini-golf but hate funerals then I have a place for you!

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I am the Monster Under Your Bed…

The last couple of months I have teamed up with a friend to add vocals to the music he has written and edit videos for the songs.  We wanted to create a song that reflected our love for horror, B-movies and cult classics. I think we pulled it off pretty...

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Trial by Water

I have lived in Virginia for about seven years now and for six of those seven years I have traveled the country – So, I have never really ‘lived’ in Virginia, meaning I don’t know about my community as much as I would like. So, today I took interest in...

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Weird Al Zombie

You may remember a while back I posted the first photos to Rob Zombie’s upcoming film, Halloween 2. When the first photos were released, I was and still am, excited about the possible gore fest Rob Zombie is going to create for us in his new film.  With all the...

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Fine Art Portraits

It is rare to find a photographer who still holds onto real creativity.  It seems that so many people who open up a studio get caught up in trying to make ends meet they lose their creative side.  So, it was a real pleasure to meet a photographer that pushes...

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Pray for Satan!

…And save the world! Thanks to Normal Bob Smith Ministries we now have the answer Christians have always been looking for — A SIN FREE WORLD!! NBS Ministries have created this little pamphlet for you to download and read, give to your friends, give to your family and/or to give...

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Crowley

When I was much much younger than I am today – I had 4th row, center seats, to my very first arena concert which was Iron Madien’s Seventh Son of the Seventh Son Tour in 1988.  I was a huge Iron Madien fan at the age of 13. The years...

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Punishment for Not Wishing You a Happy Friday the 13th

I love days that throw you items that make you happy then 10 seconds later you are frustrated.  Today would be that day. It started off just like any other Saturday morning –  Waking up, getting dressed, eating chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, drinking English Breakfast Tea. The crisp morning...

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The People’s Liberation Army

The last couple of days have been a little rough. My computer has died on me – needs a new motherboard – YAY! Mylie T is so nice because she is letting me use hers so I can write this post. I am not going to rant about how it...

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Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi

I am a sucker when it comes to horror games. I love playing them. I think it started back in the day when I lived in Texas and the game Doom was being passed around Irving and the Dallas area to test it out and yes it was on 8...

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Revisiting 1.8 Days

I wrote about 1.8 days before in the post ‘1.8 Days Covered in Blood‘ when they released a ‘promo poster’ for the film and when they introduced Gary Busey and bassist for the band Collective Soul, Will Turpin as cast members. So I thought I would check back in on...

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Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 Photo

Rob Zombie posted on his Myspace page the first photo from his upcoming film, Halloween 2. I enjoyed his first take on Halloween – I know everyone is saying, “its not anything like the orignial Halloween!’ – but who really cares? The bottom line it is either a good film...

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Dead Set

I just finished watching yet another series the good ol U.S. fo A. misses out on.  The Tv series is called ‘Dead Set‘ and I have to say it was really amazing – it was great! When I first heard about it I thought to myself, ‘Oh great, another made...

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A Childhood Horror

I love watching movies and I think I may have enjoyed movies more when I was a child because I remember them and the effect they had on me.  I remember being scared.  Thinking back to those movies now still gives me that feeling of uneasiness, even if I haven’t...

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His Pizza / Her Pizza

Tonight, Mylie and I were talking about what we wanted for dinner and we could not decide on what to make so we went into the kitchen and saw two pizza crusts.  Mylie said, “Lets have pizza!”  I was also excited about the idea so I started saying we could...

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Interview with a Serial Killer

As you know, if you read the post ‘Paraskavedekatriaphobia‘ –  Myle T and I spent the Friday 13th and Valentine’s Day in the mountains.   We had a great time and if you ever been to the Blue Ridge Mountains you know you can experience some of the strangest things in...

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Paraskavedekatriaphobia

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

No, I am not just making up words — paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. I have not wished Psychosomatic Rants readers happy friday the 13th since June of  2008!  So once again – HAPPY FRIDAY the 13th!! I hope everyone is going out tonight to see the...

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Cuteness Invades 3D!

I have been told that there is a huge cute factor in several upcoming 3D films. If you are a long time reader then you would remember why I can not view cute things from the post ‘How Woman Killed Cuteness‘. Playing in theaters now is Coraline. Coming in July...

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I Like Food!

I also like to eat food so here are some of the places I have eaten — more will come soon. PS – I changed the logo (look at the top of the page) – Do you like it? Anyway, enjoy watching people eat food in North America 😉

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The best video you will see all day!

The last time I went to the dentist I had to get my wisdom teeth out – it was roughly two years ago. As I was sitting in the chair the dentist and a female assistant came into the room.  They began prepping me for the teeth extractions.   I was...

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200! This is ZOMBIE POPCORRRNN!!!!

Sweet Je-bus!  This is it – Psychosomatic Rants’ 200th blog post – YAY!!!!   Lets take a moment to have a moment of silence and remember the good times we had here…. (Genesis verses 3:25-27) 25. And the Lord spoke unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying “Where is...

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Super Bowl vs 3D

There are moments in your life that define the type of person you are – good or bad, you can not escape these moments.  Tonight was one of those moments for me.  I realized that I have never watched or had the Super Bowl playing on a TV that I...

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The Genetic Opera

It is a very rare moment that I am this excited about a movie that is not in 3D. When you combine Alexa Vega, Ogre (Skinny Puppy), Paris Hilton, Joan Jett,  and Sarah Brightman in a movie and include Daniel Ash and David J (Bauhaus/Love & Rockets) in the soundtrack...

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Hello Kitty is a Secret Plot to Control Men

My friend Eric, over at ‘Smoothness Promotes Aging‘ sent me this photo yesterday. And at the very moment I looked at this t-shrit I felt happy and I wondered is this the happiness that Mylie T feels when she looks at all the thousands of thosands of Hello Kitty items...

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Zombie Popcorn’s YouTube Channel

Just a quick post – I have updated and added several new videos to Zombie Popcorn’s YouTube Channel. I will be adding more over the next couple of weeks. So check them out and subscribe. Enjoy! Subscribe to Psychosomatic Rants by Email

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My Boss is Evil Campaign

Since Obama has been President (WOO-HOO!) there has been a lot of talk about becoming accountable for the actions and decisions you make in life. I work directly with people everyday and I hear what people are wanting to do with their lives to make this world a better place....

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Day Nine and Ten – Christmas in Necropolis

So we made our way to Glasgow the day before X-mas so we made our way to Mono for a bite to eat at this legendary place.   For those who don’t know about Mono, here is a blurb from their website. – We are renowned for our relaxing atmosphere. a...

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Day Seven and Eight – Oban

We are now on day seven, the day after our wedding. *** but before I go on I need to take a break to remind you that My Bloody Valentine 3D is starting this weekend, so you must go see it. Also, you can pre-order Friday the 13th Part 3...

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Wedding Day

On December 21, 2008, Mylie and I woke up early that morning to get ready for our big day. We were to get married at Duffus Castle on this wonderful day. Our ceremony was set to start at a little before 12:00 noon. Winter Solstice will occur at 12:04 during...

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Day Two and Three – Delta Subject to Change

Mylie and I arrived at the airport at roughly 4:00 pm on Tuesday the 16th. We checked in our bags and made our way through security without any problems. We were excited that our flight did not leave until 6:30 pm because it gave us time to do a final...

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Day One – The pre-flight

Every morning when I wake up, I always have a song in my head, its like my own personal clock radio alarm. This morning was a little different because it was the first time I had two songs playing in my head at once – maybe one song was for...

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Traveling to Scotland versus 1984

Tomorrow is the day that I will fly to Scotland. I don’t know if I will find the time to post everyday while over there but I will do my best. My plans are to post a daily record of everything we did for that day leading up to the...

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The Re-Birth of 8-Track Tapes

The other day I notice that the band Pigface is releasing a new album. I was excited because I am a fan of Pigface. For those who don’t know who Pigface is, here is a brief history run down. Pigface is an industrial rock super group formed in 1990 by...

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Nightmares in Red White and Blue

Nightmares in Red White and Blue – The Evolution of American Horror Film is a new documentary that just finished up production. It looks amazing and I am not just saying that because a friend composed the original music to the film. Click on ‘Preview’ below to watch the trailer/teaser...

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Super Sexy Zombie Models

Ever thumb through a magazine and look at all the models selling whatever useless product and think to yourself, ‘Wow, she would make an awesome zombie?’   Yeah, me too!! Well,  Japanese artist Fumie Sasabuchi took those thoughts a step further. He takes photos of glam models straight from the...

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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

I was thinking today that I may not be around to write a x-mas post because I will still be in Scotland. So, in the theme of x-mas I am writing it now, just in case I can’t find the time or I have had too much whiskey on x-mas...

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Deathrow, Dr Pepper, Texas and Psychosomatic Rants – A Perfect Mix

I am not sure if you noticed today, but Psychosomatic Rants was down for several hours today. I was tipped off today at work when I recieved a msg on my phone saying, ‘Is your site not working?‘  I wasn’t sure so I ran to the nearest computer and pulled...

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Happy Thanksgiving – A Public Service Announcement from Zombie-Popcorn.com

And… This has been a PSA from Zombie Popcorn and Psychosomatic Rants – Keeping you safe during the Holidays.

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Imported From Brazil

I am not a big drinker but I do occasionally like to try new beers and other alcoholic drinks.  My favorite styles of drinks are dark beers, stouts, and whiskey.  I normally only buy a four or six pack when something new catches my eye.   Mylie wanted to go grab...

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The New Xbox Experience

So, its been a couple of days since the new Xbox Live Dashboard went live. At first, I thought oh this is going to be so lame. Just the thought of having to create an avatar for your profile was something I wasn’t looking forward to doing. First thing on...

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Wal-Mart Games for the Whole Family…

Wal-Mart is a strange place, we all know that, and I would never encourage people to go to Wal-Mart. But if you must go, I have a game for you. Grab a group of friends, print out the card below and go have some fun. Make sure you have prizes...

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The Wedding Page

As you know if you read the post ‘It’s the Final Countdown…‘, Mylie T and I have been planning a wedding. Mylie worked hard most of the evening last night to create a wedding page to answer everyone’s questions and to give you a little more information. Check it out ...

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It’s the Final Countdown…

Ok, you can stop playing air guitar or air synthesizer now. I mentioned before about the international wedding and I am happy to say we are only six weeks away from our flight to Scotland. I am so excited about this trip and I am going to let you in...

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A Cabbage Patch of Craziness

I have not been able to access a computer the last couple of days, I am back. Oh, how I missed the internet. 🙂 I just got back from Atlanta and I had a great time. So in short, here is what I did for my Halloween. Ate some awesome...

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Happy Halloween!

I had planned on writing about all things Halloween for this wonderful day but I have found myself in a car heading to Atlanta, Georgia. So, I will post photos and stories when I get back. I hope you have an awesome Halloween full of zombies and such. So I...

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