Stumbling out of cryo-sleep you hold your pounding head, blinking to clear your blurry vision. “Why are those sirens blaring? What happened? Where are we? When are we?” all these thoughts flash through your head as you get your bearings. Suddenly the cyro sleep chamber comes into clear view through the fog of deep sleep reawakening, smashed sleeping tubes and blood dominate every corner of the room, and in the middle of the room stands the prison tube, a cyro-sleep chamber reinforced with nano steel and lazer destruct sequences as a fail safe, it stands there split like an old banana peel, You feel warmth cut through the cold of the deep freeze of the room, and realize that you have pissed yourself in fear, this is worse than being all alone on a prison transport… You are all alone with THE NATURAL ONES PODCAST!!
Man, that was some hiatus right? Didn’t we just have one of those? Look, making podcasts for free isn’t all its cracked up to be, when we record we have to wake up at the crack of noon, GET DRESSED, drive to the recording, and once we are there that pizza and beer isn’t gonna consume itself, its all really exhausting. We need our vacations.
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