Posted on 10 May 2008 by Jason Bayless

The government is covering up the biggest zombie outbreak in history!



One site is working to uncover this ‘eminent zombie apocalypse’ and that site is, Lost Zombies.

The goal of Lost Zombies “is to gather definitive proof that zombies are real and to compile that proof into a feature length documentary film. We are asking the general public to assist us by submitting any proof of zombies they may have. We believe as a community we can educate the world’s population of the reality of zombies and the potential, if not, eminent zombie apocalypse.”

Now at first, I thought this was a joke, don’t get me wrong, I love zombies, but zombie films (3D preferred) not real life walking dead. It seems that the folks over at Lost Zombies have really found out that an outbreak has happened and they have videos and photos that have been submitted by people from all over the world to prove it!

They even have images “that were pulled from a hard drive sent to Lost Zombies by an anonymous contact who goes by J. We believe J was a tester at the pharmaceutical company where the Zombie outbreak originated.” – According to the Lost Zombie website.

This is unreal, so for the safety of the human race, please if you have any photos, videos, documents that help uncover this zombie outbreak – send them to Lost Zombies, ASAP! (and have your footage in the first ever community driven zombie documentary.)

I know I always have my video camera with me and if I see anything, I will let Lost Zombies know.


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57 Comments For This Post

  1. Julie Says:

    You are so funny…I think you should be discussing this gravely seriously matter with Craig Ferguson.

  2. Bayless_ Says:

    Dead serious…oh, enough with the bad puns… Hook it up, I will talk with Craig about this and many other things. :)

  3. g Says:

    i cant tell if this is a joke or not

  4. Xyber Says:

    yeah me too.B-)

  5. Xyber Says:

    yeah me too.

  6. Steven Says:

    Zombies r real lol

  7. R U DEAD YET Says:

    you never know the world is random and mysterious just beacause theres no proof of the walking dead doesnt mean it doesent exist but if it did happen i would use a 22. cal low recoil and effective head trauma or a bat or sword chain saws just get messy lol

  8. JohnnyHorror Says:

    Are you fucking retards serious? Zombies are just fictional movie monsters. You idiots believe in Bigfoot too? Fucking retards on the internet, make me sick. Most likely McCain supporters! Your all fucking morons! You don’t even have a zombie as your banner, it’s some idiot in joker make up which is very over rated now. I hate websites like this. One big fat joke! End your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Jason Bayless Says:

    Wow, thanks JohnnyH.

    Some people are too smart for their own good. Come back soon and share your wisdom with us anytime.

  10. Ghost_19 Says:

    I havent seen actual proof of zombies, but I Do believe the government has the proof, but keeps us in the dark until it is Too late .Prepare End of days is coming 2012

  11. =) Says:

    Wow you guys make me laugh. Science has proved that reviving the dead may be possible, but reviving the brain to where it can only beg for food is absolutely upsurd! Many parts of the brain and spinal column would need to be revived to allow the people to walk, lift their arms, and have any energy what so ever, not just the “most basic need” as stated in resident evil. And if zombies are so dumb, then why would they know that another zombie is one of their own? Why wouldn’t they just eat themselves to extinction? A guy responded to me and said “because the living have fresh meat”………..Hello! If zombies are driven off of the most basic need, then they would eat brick walls for crying out loud! they wouldn’t know what is fresh and what isn’t! So people, calm down, it’s not possible, it’s just stupid.

  12. wow.. Says:

    “=)’…

    Stop trying to be a smarty pants and enjoy in the fun with everyone else. You are the same type of person telling everyone that wrestling and santa clause isn’t real.

    wow. just wow.

  13. =) Says:

    Fun? zombies are real? Saying that is fun? Get a life.

  14. -,- Says:

    … calm yourself. this is just for kicks and everyone knows it.

    you don’t gotta go shoving how “smart” you are down people’s throats. relax. zombies are fun.

  15. S. Says:

    If only closed mouths came with closed minds.
    Glad everyone knows exactly what kind of world we live on.
    Instead of arguing over what you think is real and isn’t, open your eyes.
    You could stop tossing out rude comments and do the research, or otherwise keep the rudeness to yourself. It only shows your weakness.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/RPM50KCK77XM5/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

  16. Nathan Says:

    I dont believe in the movie zombies but i do believe that it is possible for a virus to make a zombie like creature. I dont think that a “zombie” is nessecary dead. I think that the virus destroys part of the brain, you do not regain or repair cells, you have no memories, it just leaves your basic instincts to feed. So a “zombie” is not dead but a slow moving brain damaged predator. You dont have to shoot them in the head but it is the best way. They do not feel pain so they wont slow down, you would have to do a fatal shot maybe several times.

  17. corey Says:

    yea the government is working on bringing the dead back for cheap labor and injecting it into humans but also trying to find cures for aids cncer and other shit

  18. Alison Says:

    reviving the dead is possible and yes, you can’t revive the brian as well.
    zombies only die from the virus solanum. they aren’t dead before that. when they get the virus, they’ll become zombies and feed on people.

  19. Jason Bayless Says:

    YAY! Alison, you are my 300th commenter – CONGRADS!! but beware zombies are everywhere

  20. Jenny Says:

    *LOL* I was banned from that Web Site Lost Zombies. Probably for a very stupid reason to no reason at all. I don’t think zombies are everywhere. As of yet. Just in a few places like Gainesville, GA, Henry County, TN, Tuscon, AZ, All of Louisiana especially in the bayous, An unidentified County in New Mexico(NM), and an unidentified County in WA. Very few areas. The rest are probably fake hoaxes.

  21. Cameron Healy Says:

    Where did u get the info for virus solenum?

  22. Cameron Healy Says:

    The virus solenum is real and it was discovered in Europe(i think around spain). It has 7 stages:

    1: Pain and discoloration in infected area.
    2: A fever of 99 to 103, vomiting, and pain in joints.
    3: Numbing in limbs, increased fever of 103 to 106, and loss of cordination.
    4: Paralysis in lower body and slowed heart rate.
    5: Coma
    6: Heart stoppage and zero brain activity(pretty much dead)
    7: Reanimation.

  23. Ryan Monteith Says:

    chemtrails and people think of that the chemicals have dna and it will slowly pick speed and most likely effect all those who are unaware of it and people that do meditate but people that do meditate will mutate in a positive and happy way and then get eaten by u guys that dont know how to process the this sort of information well im not im not into zombies but i think u guys will most likely be controlled not out of controll all obama will have to say is kill then u guys will destroy the intelligent…….but who knows maybethere doing to make us super intelligent beings hehehheh right!! i was watching the alex jones on his show and he was decoding obamas speeches and look at all those people clapping everyone of them with there hands in the air screaming cheering for war and imprisonment and by the way hes only shutting down gauntemo bay just for a distraction i think …………well all i got to say is i will pray for u all .one more please for the sake of everything including your self meditate work on your chakras and u will be happy use the law attraction and u will trandcend to the highest level of mind u will love it anways soooorry for the awsome speech please reply people and think about what i said dont throw it away try it and love it FREEDOM!!!!!!!! lol.

  24. Ryan Monteith Says:

    sorry people for the bad typing im kinda baked so ya im some what a zombie myself

  25. Ryan Monteith Says:

    oh ya its in the water too

  26. Ryan Monteith Says:

    and alot of fast food restuarants maybe not the chemtrail shit but stuff that will stupify u

  27. J.L Says:

    “Cameron Healy”

    wow, you just copied that out of the Zsg. i have it right here.

  28. hahaha Says:

    hey bud.. if you’re gonna rant on about your ideals, while insulting others, the maybe, just maybe you should spell correctly and check your grammar.

    But anyway..I’m not saying it is possible, then again I’m not saying it isn’t possible.. But with all of the things Science discovers. Don’t you think that there is just a slight chance that maybe someone creates a synthetic virus that could actually make you blood hungry.. (the Resident Evil movie series seems to think so.. then again it’s just a movie right?) But the virus in the movie was man made. :)

  29. anna Says:

    there is proof of an outbreak form 3000 B.C in egypt it they had documented it . and historians in the 80’s found the stones the information was inscribed on saying how there was a virus in the air and .it had some strange effect on the brain making people each other .. this was kept for a while and there are documents that germany in ww2 wanted to make stronger soldiers it is said that they were successful in bringing the dead back to life .. thats also documnetd they tried this experiment on a dog and they were successful as well

  30. anna Says:

    http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/hierakonpolis/zombies.html

  31. Deputy J.N. Says:

    Zombies like you see in older movies, that dig themselves out of the six foot grave and start feasting on brains is completely absurd. The idea that you have to destroy the brain is also unrealistic. Do yourselves a favor and look up the effects of rabies in humans. (Especially on the CDC’s web site [where the information published is 90% accurate]). If the rabies virus (which is incurable once the onset of symptoms has begun) managed to mutate (through nature or because of man) to the point where the onset of symptoms occurred within minutes or hours instead of days, weeks or possibly months there would be a very big “Zombie- like” problem. Symptoms of rabies in humans include: irritability, headache, pain, itching or a twitching at the infection site, and fever, muscle spasms in the throat and respiratory tract that affect breathing and difficulty swallowing the combination of which can cause foaming at the mouth, hallucinations, convulsions, seizures, paralysis, and eventually death. Rabies is easily spread by infected saliva entering an uninfected person through a bite. So hypothetically, If the rabies virus mutated and was able to cause the advanced stages of rabies in a short period of time, and that mutated virus was introduced into a human host, and that infected person began to infect other people that he/she came into contact with we would have a seriously deadly situation that the CDC and WHO would not be ready for. And speaking from experience as a former Army Medic, Firefighter, EMT-B , and Deputy Sheriff first responders are not trained to deal with a situation of that nature. Take precautions, be observant, and in the event of a “Zombie” out break never go to a government selected “Safe Zone” unless you have no other options.

  32. eddy Says:

    in reply to anna wow!! this is FREAKY, the only reason I found this site was because I was playing a video game Call of Duty 5 and its based on world war 2 and yes the plot is like the history books, ok suddenly im fighting german zombies! it through me way off, I google the word real zombies and found this site and your comment this is odd! anyway some guy told me we don’t know all the wonders of this world and universe do not take mysteries for granite

  33. Ode to Johny Horror Says:

    Wow. Seriously, my congratulations to you. You have actually reached that crucial level of total gayness that you can’t let those around you chill and have fun. First of all, Mcain supporters? Are you honestly that stupid? If you were actually liberal you first of all wouldn’t be that much of a prick, and secondly that doesn’t even make sense. Sure, he’s old as dirt but really? Because you want to believe that there could actually believe there’s something interesting in life like zombies you automatically are conservative. To me you just sound like a little kid who had his gameboy taken away for not cleaning his room. Grow up. People have their own opinions, and really noone cares about yours at all. And if that makes you sick, then just keep on puking bitch, ’cause we’re not going anywhere.

    My pardons to those of you who were slowed down in reaching the comment box because of this, but I felt the need.

  34. dominick Says:

    well who would have thought?every zombie flick has almost the same plot.same story and details.but yet a remake of the first zombie film?or just real information about changed to distract your every thinking bout the walking dead
    and then you got the swine flue and shit.thats the first stage of the sickness,its being spreade airborn style to yo.
    WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH.

  35. dominick Says:

    IN RECENT SIGHTINGS THE BLACK GUY RAPPER TUPAC SHAKUR HAS BEEN SIGHTED HOLDING A NEW COOLERS LIGHT BEER CAN IN A LOCAL CLUB DOWNTOWN OF OAKLAND CALIFORNIA.PROOF,THE DEAD COMES BACK

  36. Deputy J.N. Says:

    Hello again. I’ve decided that too few people are ready for a “Zombie” outbreak so I’ve put together a little something for those people. Check it out. http://www.myspace.com/tacticalzombiesurvival

  37. agent47 Says:

    there was a real zombie outbreak in L.A it was rabies that made this old lady zombie like.

  38. agent47 Says:

    but you should know head hitting or shooting prob do not work all the time so just cut of the limbs or blow of the limbs wit a shot gun :)

  39. agent47 Says:

    and besides the end of the world is not coming in 2012 ITS!!! A LIE!!! THERE IS PROB GOING TO BE A NUKE OR WAR BUT BESIDES THE FACT IF A COMET COMES FOR EARTH WE GOT MISSILES BLOW THE COMET THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN.

  40. weredaserte9999 Says:

    damn so fake but i luv it

  41. lou Says:

    johnny horror if you hate these site so much and all that bullshit why are you even here i mena seriously thats what you do during your free time go around and find things you don’t like then flame about it your the one who should go die i think zombies are cool i realize they are fake and as much as i think it would be cool to kick zombie ass i would never realy be real

  42. mike Says:

    there was a short “zombie outbreak” during world war two. the german scientists were testing this virus they found and some of the infected got out of quarentine and the disease made them want to crave meat. ***THIS IS NOT MADE UP*** The German gov. covered up for it, so it would not be known.

  43. Fred Says:

    Ok, not to get religious, but for those of us who have read revelations, there is a quote (idk where it is exactly) but it states tht the dead will walk the earth… so yes, there will be zombies… now will they be like those of older horror movies (the ones that claw out of graves) or will they be like modern day ones, in which one person contracts the virus, and thus spreads the virus across the world, who knows?

  44. Believer Says:

    I believe you… not because of the cultural myths or the hype of people who believe in the things that no one else believe in. This, I saw with my own eyes.

    South Georgia Medical Center, Mid-late october 2008. If anyone else knows what I am talking about, let me know.

  45. Ethan Says:

    i love this stuff. its so cool. this really makes you think alot. i believe this is possible, but i have expeirinced some strange stuff like this. its really cool, but weird at the same time.

    i really hope something like this happens
    p.s.i wouldnt be the first to die…at all….

    -Ethan

  46. Tara Jean Says:

    Hello!

    I co-host the afternoon drive show on Virgin Radio Vancouver. Tomorrow Vancouver is having their annual Zombie walk, we thought a cool way to promote the event would be to have someone on-air with us that “believes” in Zombies.
    This pre-recorded interview would take only a couple minutes and would need to happen between 12:30p and 3pm (pacific time) TODAY! August, 14th.

    thanks!
    Tarajean@virginradio.ca

  47. vampirelostintime Says:

    alot of people are skepticale about this kind of stuff but if you stop and think about zombies, werewolves and vampires would have had to exsist at one point and time for them to be created

  48. Gundam0079 Says:

    stick that bullshyt in ur azzhole said crackbone LOL Zombie Outbreak

  49. Gundam0079 Says:

    NAI NAI NAI NAI NAI NAZI ZOMBIES

  50. Gundam0079 Says:

    in my honest opinion i think zombies should be real and could be, but it would be freaky

  51. hwright Says:

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!zombie hahahahahahah just joking zombies are real i heard that scienctist treid a type of stuff that makes poeple hungry for human flesh

  52. 2D Says:

    I fink it’s a wonderful ider.

    Zombies are really real after all. There are plenty of um outside me fukin window every nigh’ maybe you shoul come around, they are out thre every nigh’ no jokein mate, really.

  53. Houstonhitter Says:

    Yeah I don’t think this is real either.

    But I also didn’t think a man could turn into a tree and was proven wrong.

    I know he’s not really a tree but it looks similar.

    And also what about the government cover ups of roswell?

    The governemt covers up a lot like the nixon thing.

    I don’t remember the name it keeps popping into my head the watergate scandal or something lol

    I can’t remember but you get the point.

    They may even have the cure for cancer,aids and others. But there’s no money in the cure.

    There’s money in the repeated hospital vists, funeral arrangements and medicine to keep people alive a little longer.

    Same as drugs.
    More money in conviction then legalization.

    Just my oppionion

    But I may be wrong just like the stupid 911 theorys that the governemt blew it up just to start war over oil.

  54. MaePage Says:

    I just wanted to make a few comments on things I was reading down through.
    Firstly I do believe that a virus could exist. Think of it like this, how many versions of the flu are there? How often does that particular virus continue to mutate? Then you think of a spectrum, you have 33, 45, 67, 31, 87, and 3. Which number doesn’t fit? 3.. then you think of that spectrum as being different strains of the same virus where 31 would be an ichy sore throat and other such things. Now think of the average of that spectrum. Which do you think would be the most rare and possibly unencountered strain? Take away all the hollywood dramatization and it is very believeable and could have happened. Now I don’t believe that they literally die and reanimate, unless of course you provide the entire body with a sudden jolt of electricity which can be provided by mitochodria (sorry if that’s spelled wrong). “Spontanious human combustion” is a proven phenomina and is caused by that very same bacteria. Also it is proven that it also is capable of producing a massive amount of electricity. However that amount of electricity would heavily damage the brain and much of the nervous system.. think of someone that suffered a lightning strike. Which would explain a “zombie” like behavoral pattern… however unless it were a virus that cause that mitochondria to produce that possible jolt of electricity, it would not spread. It is more believeable that a virus would send the body into a temporary state of shock or simply go dormant and appear to be dead. It is proven that monks can slow down their heart so much to the point where it is undetectable by the traditional method a feeling for a pulse and certain poisons can have the same effect. Also there are a few very rare deseases that put someone into a coma ie a deathlike state. In the olden days those diseases cause a few to be burried alive. In short, it is possible… just not uber probable..

    And in reply to one thing I read.. if you blow up an asteroid heading to earth with a nuke, you would not “save earth” you would have a buncha different sized peices of the same rock raining down on us.. not to mention the possible radiation. And a buncha peices raining down would ultimately have a very catastrophic result too. Think winter for a loong loong time.. which would kill crops and animals thus leading ultimately to starvation not to mention freezing to death and all the other countless possibilities….. dumbass.

  55. Landon Says:

    Ok so pretty much i clicked on this just to see what some idiots actually believe in zombies. 1. The body can not function with out its mind. Ya you could say theres parasites out there that take over animals and shit but seriously? Humans are much different and can normally tell when something is wrong wit them and will find a doctor. 2. If u start acting like a complete idiot and ur crazy as shit they will put u in a mental institute issolating u from the world. 3. U start gettin bad they will kill u thus stoping the spread of whatever took u over. The world is to technologicly advanced and could easily find out how to stop it. Kill em!
    So to all the freaks who believe in this get off whatever drug ur on and try to get another life that doesnt involve believing every FICTIONAL game, story, or movies u see.

  56. MaePage Says:

    Landon.. stop being a troll… just shows how much of a life you have not finding anything to do but get on random websites and bash stuff… and just so you no, no a dr or anyone actually would NOT kill you if you got worse.. they would study you for research… idiot. They would keep you alive (tho prolly heavily sedated)… again.. before you bash actually look up evidence… and I have a life, I’m a mother and wife and am not wrapped up in fantasy, I’m into more looking into the factual scientific side of things… kind of like how scientists are when they come up with new theories or drugs to cure diseases… and ailbet that may be how a few others are too.. tho you still have the zombie junkies (who I am by no means dishing on :) )

  57. bigrob Says:

    Honestly! i love this shit! you hear it from everyone but ya know what think about it for 5 minutes read some history books an do some research on real shit from big ass libraries an shit tell me if it doesnt change ur fucking mind! zombies may not be real now but no one knows wen itll happen but it very well could be tomarrow! theres alot of contraversy an bad mouthing, and unknown facts on such subjects as zombies! but everyone knows we cant trust our governtment shits too crazy the world would flip thats y theres an fbi warning at the beging of every movie the government runs hollywood not one soul can denie it! but further more i could care less what ne1 else thinks on the subject, because, i know atleast i wont b one of the first to go!

    if ne1 feels they need toovoice their opinion on the statements above feel free to contact me at rivers_robert66@yahoo.com

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